{"id":24515,"date":"2026-10-03T23:35:09","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T23:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24515"},"modified":"2026-10-03T23:35:09","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T23:35:09","slug":"murphy-and-his-wife-went-for-a-stroll-in-the-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24515","title":{"rendered":"Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park."},"content":{"rendered":"

Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park.<\/p>\n

They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile.<\/p>\n

Soon they overhear voices coming from a secluded spot nearby.<\/p>\n

Suddenly, Mrs. Murphy realizes that a young man is about to propose.<\/p>\n

Not wanting to be eavesdropping during such an intimate moment, she gently nudges her husband and whispers, \u201cWhistle, to let that young couple know that someone can hear them.\u201d<\/p>\n

To which Murphy replies, \u201cWhistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me!\u201d
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A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park.<\/p>\n

The brunette asks: \u201cHey can you see that forest over there?\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde looks that way and answers: \u201cI can\u2019t, the trees are covering the view.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.<\/p>\n

First Blonde: \u201cI can\u2019t seem to get this door unlocked!\u201d
\nSecond Blonde: \u201cWell you better hurry up. It\u2019s starting to rain and the top is down!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Son: Mommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?<\/p>\n

Mother: Because there\u2019s a wedding going on.<\/p>\n

Son: But isn\u2019t the horn a warning signal, Mommy?<\/p>\n

Mother: Exactly, son.<\/p>\n

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\u201cI\u2019ll never find the right guy,\u201d<\/p>\n

I heard the young guest at the wedding shower sigh.<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t give up,\u201d urged an older woman. \u201cEvery pot has a lid.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOr,\u201d a cynical voice behind her offered, \u201cyou could just be a skillet.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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