A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the principal\u2019s office. In the meantime we\u2019re going to find where Portugal is.\u201d<\/p>\n
She gets a map of the state and can\u2019t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can\u2019t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can\u2019t find Portugal.<\/p>\n
\u201cI swear Portugal can\u2019t be far.<\/p>\n
The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work everyday on her bicycle.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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