A woman went shopping one afternoon with her husband.<\/p>\n
As they walked past a store window, she suddenly stopped and stared at a beautiful pair of boots on display.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I love those,\u201d she said. \u201cThey\u2019re perfect.\u201d<\/p>\n
Her husband glanced at the price tag and immediately shook his head.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo chance, love,\u201d he said. \u201cThey\u2019re far too expensive.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman looked disappointed, but said nothing. She simply walked on, though it was clear she hadn\u2019t forgotten about the boots.<\/p>\n
Later that night, they were lying in bed.<\/p>\n
The room was quiet, and the wife was just starting to fall asleep when her husband moved closer and gently placed his hand on her hip.<\/p>\n
Then his hand slowly moved lower, resting on her thigh.<\/p>\n
The wife opened one eye, turned toward him, and gave him a look.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t think so, mate,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
Her husband froze.<\/p>\n
She pulled the blanket up, rolled away, and added:<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you\u2019re not prepared to shoe the horse, then you sure as hell ain\u2019t riding it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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