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\nLittle Johnny\u2019s Answer<\/p>\n

A nun was teaching Sunday school one morning when she asked her class, \u201cWhen you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?\u201d<\/p>\n

Little Suzy eagerly raised her hand. \u201cI think it\u2019s your hands!\u201d<\/p>\n

The nun smiled. \u201cAnd why do you think that, Suzy?\u201d<\/p>\n

Suzy replied, \u201cBecause when you pray, you hold your hands together, and God takes them first.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat a beautiful answer!\u201d the nun said, nodding approvingly.<\/p>\n

Then, of course, Little Johnny raised his hand. \u201cSister, I think it\u2019s your legs.\u201d<\/p>\n

The nun frowned. \u201cNow, Johnny, why would you think that?\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny shrugged and said, \u201cWell, I walked past Mommy and Daddy\u2019s room last night, and Mommy had her legs straight up in the air yelling, \u2018Oh God, I\u2019m coming!\u2019 If Dad hadn\u2019t been holding her down, we\u2019d have lost her for sure!\u201d<\/p>\n

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\nIn Nigeria, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly.<\/p>\n

She was d*ing.<\/p>\n

The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable.<\/p>\n

They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.<\/p>\n

Then, remembering a bottle of Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.<\/p>\n

Back at Mother Superior\u2019s bed, they lifted her head gently and held the glass to her lips. The very frail Nun drank a little, then a
\nlittle more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole
\nglass down to the last drop.<\/p>\n

As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.<\/p>\n

\u201cMother,\u201d the nuns asked earnestly, \u201cPlease give us some of your wisdom before you leave us\u201d. She raised herself up very slowly in the bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:<\/p>\n

\u201cDON\u2019T SELL THAT COW.\u201d<\/p>\n

When you die and go to Heaven\u2026<\/p>\n

A nun was teaching Sunday school one morning when she asked her class, \u201cWhen you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?\u201d<\/p>\n

Little Suzy eagerly raised her hand. \u201cI think it\u2019s your hands!\u201d<\/p>\n

The nun smiled. \u201cAnd why do you think that, Suzy?\u201d<\/p>\n

Suzy replied, \u201cBecause when you pray, you hold your hands together, and God takes them first.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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