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\nA Husband Exclaims His Wife \u2026<\/p>\n
\nA Husband Exclaims His Wife \u2026<\/p>\n
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, \u201cYour bum is getting really big.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s bigger than the BBQ grill!\u201d<\/p>\n
Later that night in bed, the husband m@kes some advances towards his wife<\/p>\n
who completely brushes him off.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n
She answers, \u201cDo you really think I\u2019m going to fire up this big-a*s grill for one little weenie?\u201d
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\nTwo Skunks Named In and Out.
\nOne day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.<\/p>\n
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.<\/p>\n
An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, \u201cOut, you\u2019d better go back in and find In.\u201d<\/p>\n
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In. Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.<\/p>\n
\u201cEasy.\u201d Out said. \u201cIn-stincts.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jimmy and Matty, ages 8 and 4, were excessively mischievous.<\/p>\n
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew if any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.<\/p>\n
The boys\u2019 mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. The mother sent Matty in the morning, and planned to send Jimmy to see the preacher in the afternoon.<\/p>\n
The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, \u201cDo you know where God is, son?\u201d
\nThe boy\u2019s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, \u201cWhere is God?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Again, Matty made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy\u2019s face and bellowed, \u201cWhere is God?!\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n
Matty, gasping for breath, replied, \u201cWe are in BIG trouble this time! GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!\u201d
\nA coloring page.
\nA kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.<\/p>\n
On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Pappu, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.<\/p>\n
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, \u201cPappu, how many times have you seen a red duck?\u201d<\/p>\n
Young Pappu replied with, \u201cThe same number of times I\u2019ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.\u201d<\/p>\n
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on.<\/p>\n
He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and pushing the boots, she just didn\u2019t want to go on. By the time she\u2019d got the second boot on, she\u2019d worked up a sweat.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s when the little boy said, \u2018Mrs. Smith, they\u2019re on the wrong feet.\u2019<\/p>\n
She looked, and sure enough, they were.<\/p>\n
It wasn\u2019t any easier getting them back off and re-put upon the correct feet. That\u2019s when the little boy said, \u2018These aren\u2019t my boots. They\u2019re my brother\u2019s. My mom made me wear them.\u2019<\/p>\n
She bit her tongue and managed to keep her cool. But she mustered up the courage one more time to wrestle those boots on his feet again. \u2018Now,\u2019 she said, \u2018Where are your mittens?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018I stuffed them in the toes of my boots.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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