Old Aunt Cora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s terrible,\u201d she said to the doctor.<\/p>\n
\u201cI haven\u2019t moved my bowels in more than a week.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI see. Have you done anything about it?\u201d asked the doctor.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, yes,\u201d Aunt Cora replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cI sit in the bathroom for a good half of an hour in the morning and then again at night.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d the doctor said,<\/p>\n
\u201cI mean do you take anything?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course I do.\u201d she answered,<\/p>\n
\u201cI take a magazine.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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