A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.<\/p>\n
The priest nearly had an accident.<\/p>\n
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.<\/p>\n
The nun said, \u201cFather, remember Psalm 129?\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest removed his hand.<\/p>\n
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.<\/p>\n
The nun once again said, \u201cFather, remember Psalm 129?\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest apologized \u201cSorry sister but the flesh is weak.\u201d<\/p>\n
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.<\/p>\n
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said,<\/p>\n
\u201cGo forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.\u201d<\/p>\n
Moral of the story:<\/p>\n
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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