{"id":24847,"date":"2026-10-24T10:57:45","date_gmt":"2026-10-24T10:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24847"},"modified":"2026-10-24T10:57:45","modified_gmt":"2026-10-24T10:57:45","slug":"a-blonde-is-overweight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24847","title":{"rendered":"A blonde is overweight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_6199-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24848\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_6199-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_6199.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nA blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.<br \/>\n\u201cI want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.<\/p>\n<p>The next time I see you, you\u2019ll have lost at least five pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When the blonde returns, she\u2019s lost nearly 20 pounds.<br \/>\n\u201cWow, that\u2019s amazing!\u201d the doctor says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you follow my instructions?\u201d<br \/>\nThe blonde nods\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cFrom hunger, you mean?\u201d said the doctor.<br \/>\n\u201cNo, from skipping,\u201d replied the blonde<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. \u201cI want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24848,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24849,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24847\/revisions\/24849"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}