A 70-year-old widow placed a newspaper ad seeking a husband her age who wouldn\u2019t hit her, wouldn\u2019t chase other women, and still had confidence in the bedroom. The next day, a gray-haired man arrived in a wheelchair, without arms or legs. When she asked about her requirements, he explained that he couldn\u2019t beat her or run after anyone. She hesitated, then asked about his bedroom abilities. He smiled. \u201cI rang the doorbell, didn\u2019t I?\u201d<\/p>\n
Another woman celebrated her 70th birthday with a hotel stay\u2014then challenged the $250 bill. The manager explained that the price included a pool, conference facilities, and entertainment. She hadn\u2019t used them, but she could have. She wrote a $50 check, deducting $200 for sleeping with her. \u201cBut I didn\u2019t!\u201d he protested. She handed his reasoning straight back: \u201cWell, you could have. I was here all night!\u201d Suddenly, those unused amenities weren\u2019t such a convincing argument.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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