An old Italian man goes to church for confession. He starts:<\/p>\n
\u201cFather, forgive me, for I have sinned.
\nDuring the war, I hid a young Jewish girl in my cellar.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest says:
\n\u201cThat was a wonderful thing you did and needs no forgiveness.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man continues:
\n\u201cBut Father\u2026 I made her pay me 20 lire every week.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest replies:
\n\u201cWell, that wasn\u2019t very charitable, but you did save her life, and you were taking a great risk yourself. I\u2019m sure God will forgive you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThank you, Father,\u201d says the old man, relieved.<\/p>\n
Then, just before leaving, he turns around and asks:<\/p>\n
\u201cFather\u2026 do you think I should tell her the war is over?\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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