{"id":24935,"date":"2026-10-29T17:45:45","date_gmt":"2026-10-29T17:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24935"},"modified":"2026-10-29T17:45:45","modified_gmt":"2026-10-29T17:45:45","slug":"his-wife-told-him-to-take-a-few-days-off-then-he-asked-why-%f0%9f%98%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24935","title":{"rendered":"His Wife Told Him to Take a Few Days Off \u2014 Then He Asked Why \ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple wakes up one morning, and while still lying in bed, the wife turns to her husband and says, \u201cMaybe you shouldn\u2019t go to work today.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you mean? Why shouldn\u2019t I go to work?\u201d the confused husband replies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think you\u2019ve been working too hard. Instead of going to the office, you should take a few days off, pack a suitcase, and stay with a friend for a while,\u201d the wife suggests.<\/p>\n<p>The husband thinks for a moment and quickly jumps at the suggestion. Within minutes, he\u2019s up, dressed, and packing clothes into a bag.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust out of curiosity,\u201d the husband asks while getting ready, \u201cwhat made you think I need a break?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were dreaming about work all night,\u201d the wife responds.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally? How do you know I was dreaming about work?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause every two minutes, you were shouting your secretary\u2019s name!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple wakes up one morning, and while still lying in bed, the wife turns to her husband and says, \u201cMaybe you shouldn\u2019t go to work&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24936,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24935"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24937,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24935\/revisions\/24937"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}