An Amish woman was driving her horse and buggy into town to buy supplies when she was stopped by a highway patrolman.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m not going to give you a ticket, ma\u2019am,\u201d the officer said. \u201cI just want to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is cracked. That could be dangerous.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy, thank you kindly, officer,\u201d she replied. \u201cAs soon as I get home, I\u2019ll have my husband Levi fix it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd one more thing,\u201d the officer added. \u201cI noticed one of your horse\u2019s reins is tied around its testicles in a way that looks\u2026 uncomfortable. You might want to have your husband check that, too.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, sir. I surely will,\u201d she said politely.<\/p>\n
When she returned home, she told Levi about the cracked reflector.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo problem,\u201d Levi said. \u201cI\u2019ve got a spare in the barn. I\u2019ll fix it right away.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd,\u201d she added, \u201cthe officer also said there\u2019s something wrong with our emergency brake.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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