One evening, I struck up a conversation with a beautiful woman at a bar.<\/p>\n
Trying my luck, I smiled and asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cCan I buy you a drink?\u201d<\/p>\n
She gave me a suspicious look.<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you have a girlfriend? Guys like you always have a girlfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n
I sighed dramatically.<\/p>\n
\u201cNot anymore. We broke up a little over a month ago.\u201d<\/p>\n
Her expression softened.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh\u2026 I\u2019m sorry to hear that.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cIn that case\u2026 I\u2019ll have a glass of white wine.\u201d<\/p>\n
One drink turned into two\u2026<\/p>\n
Two turned into several.<\/p>\n
Before long, they were laughing, flirting, and eventually ended up back at her place.<\/p>\n
Later, as I was getting dressed to leave, she looked at me curiously and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re handsome, charming, and you\u2019ve been a perfect gentleman.\u201d<\/p>\n
She tilted her head and asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cSo\u2026 why on earth did your girlfriend break up with you?\u201d<\/p>\n
I smiled and replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cShe didn\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then I added,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy wife found out.\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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