A guy goes into the same diner every single morning.<\/p>\n
Every day, he grabs the menu, studies it like he\u2019s making a life-changing decision\u2026
\nthen orders the exact same thing.<\/p>\n
\u201cHam and eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n
Monday? Ham and eggs.
\nTuesday? Ham and eggs.
\nChristmas Eve? Ham and eggs.<\/p>\n
After three straight months of this, the waitress decides she\u2019s gonna mess with him.<\/p>\n
So before opening, she takes a pen and scratches \u201cHam and Eggs\u201d right off the menu.<\/p>\n
The guy walks in, sits down, adjusts his glasses, and picks up the menu.<\/p>\n
A minute later the waitress walks over with a smug little grin.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell?\u201d she asks. \u201cNotice anything?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man squints at the menu.<\/p>\n
She says, \u201cYou know that thing you like so much? I scratched it.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy looks up at her and says:<\/p>\n
\u201cThen go wash your hands and bring me some ham and eggs.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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