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\nThree Bikers Picked the Wrong Man<\/p>\n
\nThree Bikers Picked the Wrong Man<\/p>\n
An elderly man was sitting peacefully by himself in a booth at a roadside diner, quietly enjoying his morning breakfast.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, the front door swung open and three loud, aggressive bikers swaggered inside. Looking to stir up some trouble, they immediately spotted the old man sitting alone and marched straight over to his table to intimidate him.<\/p>\n
Without saying a word, they began their assault:<\/p>\n
The first biker took his lit cigarette and ruthlessly extinguished it right in the middle of the old man\u2019s stack of pancakes.<\/p>\n
The second biker leaned over, sneered, and spat his chewing tobacco directly into the man\u2019s hot cup of coffee.<\/p>\n
The third biker violently slammed his hand across the table, shoving the entire ruined meal onto the floor.<\/p>\n
The diner went dead silent. Everyone expected a massive fight, but the old man didn\u2019t even flinch. He didn\u2019t raise his voice, and he didn\u2019t say so much as a single word. Instead, he calmly took a napkin, wiped his hands, slid out of the booth, and walked up to the counter. He paid the waitress for his meal, turned around, and exited the diner.<\/p>\n
The three bikers chuckled loudly, thoroughly amused by their own cruelty. They slid into the booth the old man had just vacated and waved the waitress over.<\/p>\n
\u201cPff, he wasn\u2019t much of a man, was he?\u201d one of the bikers laughed, looking for approval.<\/p>\n
The waitress looked out the front window, shook her head slowly, and replied:<\/p>\n
\u201cNo\u2026 and he\u2019s not much of a driver either. He just backed his massive 18-wheeler straight over three motorcycles.\u201d<\/p>\n
The first American decides to talk about the strangest patients he had had. \u201cThis woman\u2019s v*lva was like an apple!\u201d He explained.<\/p>\n
The second American shakes his head \u201cThat\u2019s nothing! I had a patient with a v*lva like a peach!\u201d<\/p>\n
The European Dr, not wanting to be outdone by his new American friends said\u2026
\n\u201cWe too talk about this! I found a woman with one like a watermelon!\u201d<\/p>\n
The first American laughs and the second American frowns and says. \u201cThats impossible! How would she walk?\u201d<\/p>\n
The European Doctor looks puzzled before saying:<\/p>\n
\u201cOh you Americans, always obsessed with size. I thought we were talking about flavor!\u201d<\/p>\n
Read more\u2026<\/p>\n
1. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head.
\nShe looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, \u201cWhy are some of your hairs white, Mom?\u201d Her mother replied, \u201cWell, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.\u201d<\/p>\n
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, \u201cMomma, how come ALL of grandma\u2019s hairs are white?\u201d<\/p>\n
2. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood.
\nTrying to make the matter clearer, he said, \u201cNow class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, sir,\u201d the class said.<\/p>\n
\u201cThen why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn\u2019t run into my feet?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bobby shouted, \u201cCause your feet ain\u2019t empty.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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