{"id":25114,"date":"2026-11-09T20:05:03","date_gmt":"2026-11-09T20:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=25114"},"modified":"2026-11-09T20:05:03","modified_gmt":"2026-11-09T20:05:03","slug":"when-sharks-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=25114","title":{"rendered":"When Sharks Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. \u201cFollow me son\u201d, the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.<\/p>\n<p>The father added, \u201cFirst, we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.\u201d And they did.\u201cWell done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.\u201d And they did.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow we eat everybody.\u201d And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, \u201cDad, why didn\u2019t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His wise father replied, \u201cBecause they taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. \u201cFollow me son\u201d, the father shark said to the son shark and they&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25115,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25116,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25114\/revisions\/25116"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/25115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}