{"id":25130,"date":"2026-11-10T14:57:50","date_gmt":"2026-11-10T14:57:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=25130"},"modified":"2026-11-10T14:57:50","modified_gmt":"2026-11-10T14:57:50","slug":"an-elderly-man-wants-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=25130","title":{"rendered":"An Elderly Man Wants A Job."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won\u2019t hire him until he passes a little maths test:<br \/>\n\u201cHere is your first question.\u201d The foreman says. \u201cWithout using numbers, represent the number nine?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWithout numbers?\u201d The old man says. \u201cThat\u2019s easy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And he proceeds to draw three trees.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s this?\u201d The boss asks.<br \/>\n\u201cHave you no brain? Tree plus tree plus tree makes nine.\u201d Says the old man.<br \/>\n\u201cFair enough.\u201d Says the boss.<br \/>\n\u201cHere\u2019s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree and hands it back.<\/p>\n<p>The boss scratches his head and says.<br \/>\n\u201cHow on earth do you get that to represent 99?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cEach of the trees is dirty now. So, it\u2019s a dirty tree plus a dirty tree plus a dirty tree. That makes 99.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAll right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man stares into space again; he then picks up the picture and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and hands it back.<br \/>\nThe boss looks at the man\u2019s picture.<br \/>\n\u201cYou must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred?\u201d<br \/>\nThe old man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers.<br \/>\n\u201cA little dog came along and pooped by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, which makes 100.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won\u2019t hire him until he passes a little maths test: \u201cHere is your first question.\u201d The foreman says&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25131,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25130"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25132,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25130\/revisions\/25132"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/25131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}