A woman was waiting to board a crowded bus when she realized her pencil skirt was so tight she couldn\u2019t lift her leg high enough to reach the first step.<\/p>\n
Trying not to make a scene, she smiled politely at the driver and reached behind to unzip her skirt just a little, hoping for some extra room.<\/p>\n
She tried again\u2026<\/p>\n
Still couldn\u2019t make the step.<\/p>\n
With an embarrassed smile, she unzipped it a little more.<\/p>\n
No luck.<\/p>\n
Determined not to hold up the line, she gave it one final try, loosening it even further.<\/p>\n
Just then\u2026<\/p>\n
A big, friendly Texan standing behind her gently lifted her by the waist and placed her onto the first step of the bus.<\/p>\n
The woman spun around, furious.<\/p>\n
\u201cExcuse me! How dare you touch me? I don\u2019t even know you!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Texan calmly tipped his hat, smiled, and replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cNormally, ma\u2019am, I\u2019d completely agree with you.\u201d<\/p>\n
He paused for a beat.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut after you unzipped my fly three times\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2026I figured we were already acquainted.\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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