A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, \u201cHow should I know, that\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d and hung up.<\/p>\n
Curious, the husband said, \u201cWho was that?\u201d<\/p>\n
And his lovely wife replied, \u201cSome woman asking if the coast was clear.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband jumped out of bed in a panic and shouted, \u201cWHAT?! And you just hung up?!\u201d<\/p>\n
She rolled over, pulled the blanket up, and said calmly, \u201cRelax\u2026 if she doesn\u2019t even know where she is at 2 a.m., that\u2019s not my problem!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband sat there in stunned silence for a moment\u2026 then burst out laughing when he realized his wife had treated a wrong number like a top-secret spy mission. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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