A five-year-old girl was visiting her grandma one afternoon while Grandma dusted the furniture.<\/p>\n
The little girl played with her dolls for a while before suddenly looking up.<\/p>\n
\u201cGrandma, how come you don\u2019t have a boyfriend?\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandma smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, sweetheart, I do!\u201d<\/p>\n
The girl\u2019s eyes widened.<\/p>\n
\u201cReally? Who is he?\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandma pointed proudly toward the television.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy TV is my boyfriend!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI sit in my room and watch it all day. The preachers keep me company, the comedies make me laugh, and I\u2019m perfectly happy with my TV boyfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n
The little girl nodded thoughtfully.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat makes sense.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just then, the TV picture suddenly went fuzzy.<\/p>\n
Grandma sighed, walked over, adjusted the knobs, and started tapping the back of the television<\/p>\n
Nothing.<\/p>\n
She tapped it again.<\/p>\n
Still nothing.<\/p>\n
At that exact moment, the doorbell rang.<\/p>\n
The little girl ran downstairs and opened the door.<\/p>\n
Standing there was Grandma\u2019s minister.<\/p>\n
\u201cHello, young lady. Is your grandma home?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYep!\u201d the girl replied cheerfully.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s upstairs in the bedroom\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The minister smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, wonderful. Could you tell her I\u2019m here?\u201d<\/p>\n
The little girl nodded.<\/p>\n
Then she innocently added:<\/p>\n
\u201cSure! She\u2019s upstairs bangin\u2019 her boyfriend!\u201d<\/p>\n
The minister froze.<\/p>\n
His eyes widened.<\/p>\n
Then he slowly sat down.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, Grandma finally smacked the TV one last time.<\/p>\n
The picture came back.<\/p>\n
She smiled proudly.<\/p>\n
\u201cSee? Sometimes you just have to give your boyfriend a good whack!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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