A man was taking a peaceful walk along a river when he noticed something unusual in the water.<\/p>\n
A blonde woman was standing waist-deep in the river, splashing around with a pile of clothes.<\/p>\n
She rubbed a shirt between her hands, dunked it under the water, then slapped it against a rock.<\/p>\n
The man stopped and watched for a moment.<\/p>\n
He wasn\u2019t sure whether she was washing clothes, fishing, or inventing a completely new sport.<\/p>\n
Finally, curiosity got the better of him.<\/p>\n
He walked closer to the riverbank and called out,<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde looked up as if the answer should have been obvious.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man glanced at the wet shirts, the socks floating nearby, and a pair of jeans slowly drifting downstream.<\/p>\n
He scratched his head.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a washing machine?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde stopped what she was doing.<\/p>\n
For a moment, she looked almost offended.<\/p>\n
Then she sighed, shook her head, and replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cI tried that, but it was too dizzy.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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