An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut I paid, don\u2019t you remember?\u201d said the customer.<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay,\u201d said the bartender.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you say you paid, you did.<\/p>\n
The elderly man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn\u2019t keep track of his customers\u2019 bills.<\/p>\n
The second man then rushed in and ordered a beer.<\/p>\n
When it came time to pay he pulled the same stunt.<\/p>\n
The barkeep replied, \u201cIf you say you paid, I\u2019ll take your word for it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Soon the customer went into the street, saw an old friend, and told him how to get free drinks.<\/p>\n
The elderly man hurried into the bar and began to drink high balls when, suddenly, the bartender leaned over and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know, a funny thing happened in here tonight.<\/p>\n
Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t bother me with your troubles,\u201d the final patron responded.<\/p>\n
\u201cJust give me my change and I\u2019ll be on my way.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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