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\nThe Train Ride Nobody Would Forget<\/p>\n
\nThe Train Ride Nobody Would Forget<\/p>\n
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines.
\nHe had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
\nThe train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat.
\nThe only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog.
\nThe war weary soldier asked, \u201cPlease, ma\u2019am, may I sit in that seat?\u201d
\nThe English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, \u201cYou Americans.
\nYou are such a rude class of people.
\nCan\u2019t you see my little Fifi is using that seat?\u201d
\nThe soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
\nAgain he asked, \u201cPlease, lady.
\nMay I sit there?
\nI\u2019m very tired.\u201d
\nThe English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, \u201cYou Americans!
\nNot only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!\u201d
\nThe soldier didn\u2019t say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
\nThe woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
\nAn English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, \u201cYou know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
\nYou eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.
\nYou drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
\nAnd now, sir, you\u2019ve thrown the wrong b*tch out the window.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nA young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
\nShe was thrilled at the speed.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf I do 200mph, will you t*ke *ff your clothes?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes!\u201d said his adventurous girlfriend.<\/p>\n
And as he gets up to 200, she p**led off all her clothes.<\/p>\n
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.<\/p>\n
The n*ked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.<\/p>\n
\u201cGo and get help!\u201d he cried.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut I can\u2019t. I\u2019m n*ked and my clothes are gone!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTake my shoe\u201d, he said, \u201cand cover yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n
Holding the shoe over her p*bes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station.<\/p>\n
Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, \u201cPlease help me! My boyfriend\u2019s stuck!\u201d<\/p>\n
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, \u201cThere\u2019s nothing I can do\u2026he\u2019s in too far.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Nun Suddenly Regretted Asking One More Question\u2026 \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd52<\/p>\n
A farmer was out checking his fields one afternoon when he spotted a nun walking slowly along the dusty road toward town.
\nAfternoon, Sister,\u201d he called. \u201cWhere are you headed in this heat?\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun smiled politely.
\n\u201cOur convent pantry is nearly empty. I\u2019m going into town to see whether anyone might donate some food.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell now,\u201d said the farmer, tipping his hat, \u201cthere\u2019s no need for that long walk. I\u2019d be happy to help.\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun thanked him warmly.<\/p>\n
\u201cOnly problem is,\u201d the farmer continued, \u201cthe only thing ready to harvest right now is cucumbers.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, that would still be wonderful,\u201d the nun replied gratefully. \u201cThe sisters will appreciate anything.\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer nodded.
\n\u201cTell you what \u2014 come by every Monday and I\u2019ll give you enough cucumbers so every sister can have two on the first day\u2026 and one a day for the rest of the week.\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun paused for a moment, slightly puzzled.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy two on the first day?\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer blinked at her innocently.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell\u2026\u201d he said,
\n\u201cone\u2019s for eating, of course.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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