A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.<\/p>\n
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.<\/p>\n
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.<\/p>\n
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.<\/p>\n
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman,<\/p>\n
\u201cPardon me, ma\u2019am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly,<\/p>\n
\u201cNo he didn\u2019t. He just walked in the door.\u201d<\/p>\n
The pair were also celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and told them that because they had been such a lovely pair for so many years, she would grant them each one wish.<\/p>\n
The wife said she wanted to travel around the world.<\/p>\n
The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and BOOM! The wife had the tickets in her hand.<\/p>\n
Then it was the husband\u2019s turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly, \u201cWell, I\u2019d like to have a wife 30 years younger than I.\u201d The fairy godmother picked up her wand and BOOM! He was now 90.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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