A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion, and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.<\/p>\n
She replied, \u201cI\u2019m on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.\u201d He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached her again with the same request. She said, \u201cI\u2019m on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole.\u201d Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.<\/p>\n
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a saleslady and played the course often. He approached her and said, \u201cLet me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I\u2019m in sales, also. What do you sell?\u201d<\/p>\n
She replied, \u201cIf I tell you, you\u2019ll laugh.\u201d \u201cNo, I won\u2019t.\u201d \u201cWell, if you must know,\u201d she answered, \u201cI work for Tampax.\u201d With that, he laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath. She said, \u201cSee I knew you would laugh.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s not what I\u2019m laughing at,\u201d he replied.\u201cI\u2019m a salesman for Preparation H, so I\u2019m still a hole behind you!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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