{"id":25245,"date":"2026-11-15T14:02:47","date_gmt":"2026-11-15T14:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=25245"},"modified":"2026-11-15T14:02:47","modified_gmt":"2026-11-15T14:02:47","slug":"video-a-blonde-goes-to-a-auto-parts-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=25245","title":{"rendered":"Video: A blonde goes to a auto parts store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde goes to a auto parts store and asks for a Seven Ten cap.<\/p>\n<p>Everybody look at each other and ask, \u201cWhat\u2019s a seven ten cap?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says\u2026, \u201cYou know, it\u2019s right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat kind of a car is it?\u201d they ask.<\/p>\n<p>She says that it\u2019s a Buick.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, Lady, how big is it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1\/2 inches in diameter.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat does it do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cI don\u2019t know, but it\u2019s always been there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One of the guy gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1\/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.<\/p>\n<p>The guys on the opposite side of the counter are looking at as she writes it\u2026and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard.<\/p>\n<p>One guy says, \u201cI think you want an OIL cap.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde goes to a auto parts store and asks for a Seven Ten cap. Everybody look at each other and ask, \u201cWhat\u2019s a seven ten cap?\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25247,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25245\/revisions\/25247"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/25246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}