{"id":2702,"date":"2023-12-27T20:48:39","date_gmt":"2023-12-27T20:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=2702"},"modified":"2023-12-27T20:48:39","modified_gmt":"2023-12-27T20:48:39","slug":"a-poor-man-meets-a-rich-man-around-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=2702","title":{"rendered":"A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_6518-168x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2703\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_6518-168x300.jpeg 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_6518.jpeg 474w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Christmas is the time of giving and sharing love, attention, and gifts.<\/p>\n<p>The following joke of two friends, a rich and a poor one, who discussed what they are getting their wives for Christmas is going to put a smile on your face.<br \/>\nThe poor man asks the rich man, \u201cWhat are you getting your wife this Christmas?\u201d<br \/>\nThe rich man replies, \u201cDiamond earrings and a Mercedes.\u201d<br \/>\nThe poor man asks, \u201cWhy are you getting her two gifts?\u201d<br \/>\nThe rich man says, \u201cWell, if she doesn\u2019t like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them.\u201d<br \/>\nThe poor man nods. Then the rich man asks him, \u201cSo what are you getting your wife this year?\u201d<br \/>\nThe poor man thinks about it for a second and replies, \u201cA pair of slippers and a dildo.\u201d<br \/>\nThe rich man asks, \u201cWhy those two things?\u201d<br \/>\nThe poor man astutely responds, \u201cThis way, if she doesn\u2019t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.\u201d<br \/>\nPlease SHARE this joke with your family and friends on Facebook if it made you laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas is the time of giving and sharing love, attention, and gifts. The following joke of two friends, a rich and a poor one, who discussed what&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2703,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2704,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2702\/revisions\/2704"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}