{"id":3034,"date":"2024-01-02T13:41:41","date_gmt":"2024-01-02T13:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=3034"},"modified":"2024-01-02T13:41:41","modified_gmt":"2024-01-02T13:41:41","slug":"wife-came-late-found-out-funny-short-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=3034","title":{"rendered":"WIFE CAME LATE & FOUND OUT (FUNNY SHORT STORY)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home. She can see four legs peeking out from under the cover.<\/p>\n

One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home. She notices that her spouse has two legs, yet there are four visible from under the blanket. She grabs a baseball bat and begins to strike the blanket as forcefully as she can.<\/p>\n

She heads to the kitchen for a drink after finishing. Her spouse is there, reading a magazine, as she walks in.<\/p>\n

\u201cHey sweetheart, I let your parents stay in our bedroom since they came to visit us,\u201d he says. Have you said hi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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