{"id":3278,"date":"2024-01-05T21:19:07","date_gmt":"2024-01-05T21:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=3278"},"modified":"2024-01-05T21:19:07","modified_gmt":"2024-01-05T21:19:07","slug":"a-married-couple-are-attending-a-high-school-reunion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=3278","title":{"rendered":"A married couple are attending a high school reunion."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We can never get tired of some good jokes.<\/p>\n<p>The ones beIow will certainly put a smile on your face.<\/p>\n<p>A married couple are attending a high school reunion. There is a gorgeous drunken Iady over the bar swinging one glass of drink after another and the man can\u2019t stop staring at her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you know that woman?\u201d the wife asked. Yes, the husband replied. \u201cThat\u2019s my ex-girlfriend. She started drinking right after we broke up and hasn\u2019t been sober since.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood Iord,\u201d the wife replied. \u201cWho knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Here are some more jokes for you:<\/p>\n<p>The Language of Bees<\/p>\n<p>Why did the bee enroll in a Ianguage class? Because it wanted to learn the buzz words and have more meaningful hive conversations!<\/p>\n<p>Quantum Barbecue<\/p>\n<p>So, Schr\u00f6dinger, Heisenberg, and Einstein waIk into a barbecue. Schr\u00f6dinger brings a cat in a box, Heisenberg forgets the sausages\u2019 momentum, and Einstein just keeps relativity raining on everyone\u2019s parade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We can never get tired of some good jokes. The ones beIow will certainly put a smile on your face. A married couple are attending a high&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3280,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278\/revisions\/3280"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}