{"id":328,"date":"2023-11-25T21:26:50","date_gmt":"2023-11-25T21:26:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=328"},"modified":"2023-11-25T21:26:50","modified_gmt":"2023-11-25T21:26:50","slug":"a-teacher-asked-her-thrid-grade-class-to-name-things-that-ended-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=328","title":{"rendered":"A teacher asked her thrid grade class to name things that ended with\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5359-300x200.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5359-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5359.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with \u201ctor\u201d and that also ate things. The first little boy said, \u201cAlligator.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVery good James, that\u2019s a big word. \u201cThe second boy said, \u201cPredator.\u201d \u201cYes, that\u2019s another big word Alan. Very well done. \u201cLittle Johnny says, \u201cVibrator. \u201cAfter nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says, \u201cThat is a big word Johnny, but it doesn\u2019t eat anything. \u201cWell my mother has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there\u2019s no tomorrow!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with \u201ctor\u201d and that also ate things. The first little boy said, \u201cAlligator.\u201d \u201cVery good&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":329,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":330,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions\/330"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}