{"id":3767,"date":"2024-01-15T01:11:48","date_gmt":"2024-01-15T01:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=3767"},"modified":"2024-01-15T01:11:48","modified_gmt":"2024-01-15T01:11:48","slug":"two-elderly-women-were-having-a-late-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=3767","title":{"rendered":"Two Elderly Women Were Having A Late Lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable\u2019s ear and said,<br \/>\n\u201cMable, did you know you\u2019ve got a suppository in your left ear?\u201d<br \/>\nMable answered,<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Screenshot_242-300x208.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"208\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Screenshot_242-300x208.webp 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Screenshot_242.webp 769w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n\u201cI have? A suppository?\u201d She pulled it out and stared at it.<br \/>\nThen she said,<br \/>\n\u201cEthel, I\u2019m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2013A Housewife Takes A Lover During The Day\u2013<br \/>\nA housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.<br \/>\nNot aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.<\/p>\n<p>The boy now has company.<br \/>\nBoy: \u201cDark in here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cYes it is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: \u201cI have a baseball.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cThat\u2019s nice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: \u201cWant to buy it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cNo, thanks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: \u201cMy dad\u2019s outside.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cOK, how much?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: \u201c\u00a3250.\u201d<br \/>\nIn the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom\u2019s lover are in the closet together.<br \/>\nBoy: \u201cDark in here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cYes, it is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: \u201cI have a baseball glove.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cThat\u2019s nice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: \u201cWant to buy it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cNo, thanks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: \u201cI\u2019ll tell.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cHow much?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: \u201c\u00a3750.\u201d<br \/>\nMan: \u201cFine.\u201d<br \/>\nA few days later, the father says to the boy,<br \/>\n\u201cGrab your glove. Let\u2019s go outside and toss the baseball!\u201d<br \/>\nThe boy says, \u201cI can\u2019t. I sold them.\u201d<br \/>\nThe father asks, \u201cHow much did you sell them for?\u201d<br \/>\nThe son says, \u201c\u00a31,000.\u201d<br \/>\nThe father says, \u201cThat\u2019s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I\u2019m going to take you to church and make you confess.\u201d<br \/>\nThey go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.<br \/>\nThe boy says, \u201cDark in here.\u201d<br \/>\nThe priest says, \u201cDon\u2019t start that sh*t again!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable\u2019s ear and said,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3769,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3770,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3767\/revisions\/3770"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}