{"id":407,"date":"2023-11-27T13:05:35","date_gmt":"2023-11-27T13:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=407"},"modified":"2023-11-27T13:05:35","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T13:05:35","slug":"the-teacher-was-telling-the-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=407","title":{"rendered":"The teacher was telling the kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-408\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5441-290x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5441-290x300.png 290w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5441.png 387w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, \u201cWhen a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later.<\/p>\n<p>The stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. \u201dLittle Johnny \u2014 at the back of the class \u2014 put his hand up and asks the teacher, \u201cAre you sure about the stork, miss? \u201cI think you\u2019re getting your birds mixed up. \u201cMy big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, \u201cWhen a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":408,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":409,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions\/409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}