{"id":588,"date":"2023-11-30T00:49:47","date_gmt":"2023-11-30T00:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=588"},"modified":"2023-11-30T00:49:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-30T00:49:47","slug":"a-little-girl-complained-to-her-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=588","title":{"rendered":"A Little girl complained to her father,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-589\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5533-300x298.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5533-300x298.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5533-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5533.png 403w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A little girl complained to her father, \u201cDaddy, I wish I had a little sister!\u201d Trying to be funny, her father joked, \u201cBut honey, you already have a sister!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Confused, the toddler asked, \u201cI do? \u201cSure,\u201d her dad said, pulling the kid\u2019s chain. \u201cYou don\u2019t see her because every time you come in the front door, she scoots out the back door! \u201cThe confused toddler thought for a moment and then beamed, \u201cYou mean just like my other daddy!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little girl complained to her father, \u201cDaddy, I wish I had a little sister!\u201d Trying to be funny, her father joked, \u201cBut honey, you already have&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":589,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=588"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":590,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions\/590"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}