{"id":6072,"date":"2024-02-18T18:22:33","date_gmt":"2024-02-18T18:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=6072"},"modified":"2024-02-18T18:22:33","modified_gmt":"2024-02-18T18:22:33","slug":"a-man-and-his-wife-are-at-a-high-school-reunion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=6072","title":{"rendered":"A man and his wife are at a high school reunion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife are at a high school reunion\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026 and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.<\/p>\n<p>His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYes,\u201d sighs the husband.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn\u2019t been sober since.\u201d<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_7933.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6073\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy God!\u201d says the wife.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife are at a high school reunion\u2026 \u2026 and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6073,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6072"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6074,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6072\/revisions\/6074"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}