{"id":614,"date":"2023-11-30T18:32:14","date_gmt":"2023-11-30T18:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=614"},"modified":"2023-11-30T18:33:55","modified_gmt":"2023-11-30T18:33:55","slug":"he-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=614","title":{"rendered":"He said\u2026.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-615\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5546-300x196.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5546-300x196.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5546.png 613w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nHe said\u2026. I don\u2019t know why you wear a bra; you\u2019ve got nothing to put in it. She said\u2026. You wear pants don\u2019t you? He said\u2026.. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She said\u2026 That\u2019s a good idea \u2013 you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said\u2026.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said\u2026. Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said\u2026.. Why are married women heavier than single women? single women? She said\u2026.. Single women come home, see what\u2019s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what\u2019s in bed and go to the fridge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He said\u2026. I don\u2019t know why you wear a bra; you\u2019ve got nothing to put in it. She said\u2026. You wear pants don\u2019t you? He said\u2026.. Shall&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":615,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":617,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions\/617"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}