{"id":618,"date":"2023-11-30T18:45:20","date_gmt":"2023-11-30T18:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=618"},"modified":"2023-11-30T18:45:20","modified_gmt":"2023-11-30T18:45:20","slug":"three-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=618","title":{"rendered":"Three trees\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-619\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5548-300x220.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5548-300x220.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5548.png 546w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Three trees &#038; a woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small Tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Is That a son of a beech or a son of a birch?\u2019 The birch says he cannot Tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, \u2018Woodpecker, you are a tree, The birch says, \u2018Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if That is a son of a beech or a son of a birch? \u2018The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, \u2018It is Neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the Best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into. Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three trees &#038; a woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one: Two tall&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":619,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":620,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions\/620"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}