{"id":7287,"date":"2024-03-11T00:19:37","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T00:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7287"},"modified":"2024-03-11T00:19:37","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T00:19:37","slug":"the-funniest-senior-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7287","title":{"rendered":"The Funniest Senior Moment\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.<\/p>\n

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, \u201cI have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!\u201d<\/p>\n

The four men didn\u2019t wait for a second threat.<\/p>\n

They got out and ran like mad.<\/p>\n

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver\u2019s seat.<\/p>\n

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.<\/p>\n

She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.<\/p>\n

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.<\/p>\n

She loaded her bags into the car and drove
\nto the police station to report her mistake.<\/p>\n

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn\u2019t stop laughing.<\/p>\n

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.<\/p>\n

No charges were filed.<\/p>\n

The moral of the story?<\/p>\n

If you\u2019re going to have a senior moment\u2026 make it memorable.<\/p>\n

Please share this fun story with friends<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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