{"id":7450,"date":"2024-03-14T02:24:41","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T02:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7450"},"modified":"2024-03-14T02:24:41","modified_gmt":"2024-03-14T02:24:41","slug":"a-woman-is-having-an-affair-during-the-day-while-her-husband-is-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7450","title":{"rendered":"A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work"},"content":{"rendered":"

A good laugh doesn\u2019t just cheer us up.<\/p>\n

Scientists are discovering that it can ease pain and even help fight disease.<\/p>\n

So go on, have a giggle at this hysterical story!<\/p>\n

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
\n\"\"<\/p>\n

The woman\u2019s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.<\/p>\n

The little boy says, \u201cIt\u2019s dark in here.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man says, \u201cYes, it is.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201cI have a baseball.\u201d<\/p>\n

Man ~ \u201cThat\u2019s nice.\u201d<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201cWant to buy it?<\/p>\n

Man ~ \u201cNo, thanks.\u201d
\n\"\"<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201cMy dad\u2019s outside.\u201d<\/p>\n

Man ~ \u201cOK, how much?\u201d<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201c$250?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201cIt\u2019s dark in here.\u201d<\/p>\n

Man ~ \u201cYes, it is.\u201d<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201cI have a baseball glove.\u201d<\/p>\n

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, \u201cHow much?\u201d
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Boy ~ \u201c$750?<\/p>\n

Man ~ \u201cFine.\u201d<\/p>\n

A few days later, the father says to the boy, \u201cGrab your glove, let\u2019s go outside and have a game of catch.\u201d<\/p>\n

The boy says, \u201cI can\u2019t, I sold my baseball and my glove.\u201d
\nThe father asks, \u201cHow much did you sell them for?\u201d<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201c$1,000?<\/p>\n

The father says, \u201cThat\u2019s terrible to overcharge your friends like that\u2026 that is way more than those two things cost.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m going to take you to church and make you confess.\u201d<\/p>\n

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
\n\"\"<\/p>\n

The boy says, \u201cIt\u2019s dark in here.\u201d<\/p>\n

The priest says, \u201cDon\u2019t start that crap again.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A good laugh doesn\u2019t just cheer us up. Scientists are discovering that it can ease pain and even help fight disease. So go on, have a giggle… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7457,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7458,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7450\/revisions\/7458"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}