{"id":7459,"date":"2024-03-14T13:26:13","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T13:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7459"},"modified":"2024-03-14T13:26:13","modified_gmt":"2024-03-14T13:26:13","slug":"smart-husband-new-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7459","title":{"rendered":"Smart Husband \u2013 NEW JOKE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_8828-150x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_8828-150x300.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_8828-512x1024.jpeg 512w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_8828.jpeg 564w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><br \/>\nHusband sent a text to his wife at night,\u201cHi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.\u201d but there is no reply<\/p>\n<p>\u2026.. He sent another text,\u201cAnd I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I\u2019m getting you a new car\u201d this time , | She sent this text back, \u201cOMG really? | Husband replied, : | \u201cNo I just wanted to make sure you got my first message\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband sent a text to his wife at night,\u201cHi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7460,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7461,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7459\/revisions\/7461"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}