{"id":7541,"date":"2024-03-16T02:19:59","date_gmt":"2024-03-16T02:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7541"},"modified":"2024-03-16T02:19:59","modified_gmt":"2024-03-16T02:19:59","slug":"fred-is-32-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7541","title":{"rendered":"Fred Is 32 years\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you married? Can\u2019t you find a woman who will be a good wife?\u201d Fred replied, \u201cActually, I\u2019ve found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn\u2019t like them.\u201d His friend thinks for a moment and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who\u2019s just like your mother.\u201d A few months later they meet again and hisfriend says, \u201cDid you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?\u201d With a frown on his face, Fred answers, \u201cYes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.\u201d The friend said, \u201cThen what\u2019s the problem?\u201d Fred replied, \u201cMy father doesn\u2019t like her.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you married? Can\u2019t you find a woman who will be&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7542,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7541"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7543,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7541\/revisions\/7543"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}