{"id":7682,"date":"2024-03-18T19:20:46","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T19:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7682"},"modified":"2024-03-18T19:20:46","modified_gmt":"2024-03-18T19:20:46","slug":"a-woman-is-at-home-new-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7682","title":{"rendered":"A woman is at home \u2013 New Joke!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The husband whisperes to the wife, \u201cHoney, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he\u2019s going with this.\u201d She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, \u201cDo you have a Vagina?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes I do.\u201d says the lady. The man replies, \u201cGood, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife\u2019s alone and start using yours!\u201d \u2013 Joke just for fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The husband whisperes to the wife, \u201cHoney, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7683,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7682"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7684,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7682\/revisions\/7684"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}