{"id":775,"date":"2023-12-02T02:08:48","date_gmt":"2023-12-02T02:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=775"},"modified":"2023-12-02T02:08:48","modified_gmt":"2023-12-02T02:08:48","slug":"after-being-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=775","title":{"rendered":"After being m\u0101rr\u00ec\u00e8d\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_5628-300x122.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"122\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-783\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_5628-300x122.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_5628-768x313.png 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/IMG_5628.png 980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nAfter being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, \u201cFifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow\u2026 We have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large-screen TV, but I\u2019m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you\u2019re not holding up your side of the bargain. \u201cMy wife is a very reasonable woman. \ufeffMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren\u2019t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy\u2019s problems.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, \u201cFifty years ago we had a cheap house, a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":783,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=775"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":784,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775\/revisions\/784"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}