{"id":7753,"date":"2024-03-20T16:29:56","date_gmt":"2024-03-20T16:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7753"},"modified":"2024-03-20T16:29:56","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T16:29:56","slug":"teacher-assigns-her-class-of-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=7753","title":{"rendered":"Teacher Assigns Her Class Of Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Little Jenny was next: \u201cI sold magazines,\u201d she said, \u201d made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.\u201d \u201cVery good, Jenny,\u201d said the teacher.. Eventually, it was Little Johnny\u2019s turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher\u2019s desk. \u2018 made $2,467,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

\u201c$2,467|\u201d cried the teacher, \u201cWhat in the world were you selling? \u201cToothbrushes,\u201d said Little Johnny. \u201cToothbrushes!\u201d echoed the teacher, \u201cHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?\u2019 \u201d found the busiest corner in town,\u201d said Little Johnny, \u201cI set up a Dip and Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.\u201d They all said the same thing, \u201cHey, this tastes like dog crap!\u201d Then I would say, \u201dIt is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush?\u201d \u201cI used the government\u2019s approach of giving you something crappy for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Little Jenny was next: \u201cI sold magazines,\u201d she said, \u201d made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.\u201d \u201cVery… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7754,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7755,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7753\/revisions\/7755"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}