{"id":8412,"date":"2024-03-31T16:02:35","date_gmt":"2024-03-31T16:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8412"},"modified":"2024-03-31T16:02:35","modified_gmt":"2024-03-31T16:02:35","slug":"an-old-man-was-eating-at-a-truck-stop-when-three-rough-looking-bikers-walked-in-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8412","title":{"rendered":"An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in.<\/p>\n<p>As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man\u2019s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter.<\/p>\n<p>The second biker picked up the old man\u2019s milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man\u2019s plate before joining the others at the counter.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_9528-300x261.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"261\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_9528-300x261.webp 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_9528-768x669.webp 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_9528.webp 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, \u201cNot much of a man, was he?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8413,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8412"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8414,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8412\/revisions\/8414"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}