{"id":8558,"date":"2024-04-02T01:41:27","date_gmt":"2024-04-02T01:41:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8558"},"modified":"2024-04-02T01:41:27","modified_gmt":"2024-04-02T01:41:27","slug":"why-did-i-get-divorced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8558","title":{"rendered":"Why did I get divorced ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9623-300x122.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"122\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9623-300x122.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9623-768x313.png 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9623.png 980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday.<\/p>\n<p>As I entered my office, my secretary said, \u201cHappy birthday, boss!\u201d I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her \ufeffboss!\u201d I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, \u201cDo you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?\u201d \u201cOkay,\u201d I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, &#038; my colleagues all yelling, \u201cSURPRISE!!!\u201d while I was waiting on the sofa\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8559,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8558"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8560,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8558\/revisions\/8560"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}