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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife.<\/p>\n

Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”<\/p>\n

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go un-rewarded.<\/p>\n

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.<\/p>\n

“What the Heck is this??” he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.<\/p>\n

“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”<\/p>\n

She replied… “It’s not talcum powder… it’s Miracle Grow.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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