{"id":8718,"date":"2024-04-04T01:49:58","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T01:49:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8718"},"modified":"2024-04-04T01:49:58","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T01:49:58","slug":"a-little-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8718","title":{"rendered":"A Little was.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9727-300x156.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"156\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8719\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9727-300x156.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9727.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, \u201cHey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride? \u201cNO!\u201d says the little girl as she keeps on walking.<\/p>\n<p>The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, \u201cHey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back. \u201cNO!\u201d says the little girl again as she hurries \ufeffasks, \u201cHey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back. \u201cNO!\u201d says the little girl again as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, \u201cOkay kid, my last offer! I\u2019ll give you 20 Bucks \u201cand\u201d a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.\u201d Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out\u2026 \u201cLook Dad\u201d \u201cYou\u2019re the one who bought the da instead of the Harley YOU RIDE ITIL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8719,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8720,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8718\/revisions\/8720"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}