{"id":8742,"date":"2024-04-04T19:26:11","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T19:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8742"},"modified":"2024-04-04T19:26:11","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T19:26:11","slug":"funny-a-truck-driver-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8742","title":{"rendered":"Funny \u2013 A Truck Driver at.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9754-300x201.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8743\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9754-300x201.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9754.png 597w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A TRUCK DRIVER A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of apple pie. Just as he was about to eat them, three big hairy bikers walked in. The first biker grabbed the trucker\u2019s cheeseburger and took a big bite from it.<\/p>\n<p>The second biker picked up the trucker\u2019s coffee and downed it in one gulp. The third biker ate the trucker\u2019s apple pie. The truck driver didn\u2019t do anything or say a word as all this went on. When they finished, he just paid the waitress and left. The first biker said to the waitress, \u201cHe ain\u2019t much of a man, is he?\u201d \u201cHe\u2019s not much of a driver, either,\u201d the waitress replied. \u201cHe\u2019s just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorbikes.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A TRUCK DRIVER A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8743,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8742"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8744,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8742\/revisions\/8744"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}