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A husband walks into Victoria\u2019s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price \u2014 the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. \ufeff<\/p>\n

Upstairs, the wife thinks (she\u2019s no dummy), \u201cI have an idea\u2026 it\u2019s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won\u2019t put it on, I\u2019ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. \u201cShe appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, \u201cGood Grief! You\u2019d think for $500, they\u2019d at least iron it! \u201cHe never heard the shot. Funeral is on Thursday at Noon The coffin will be closed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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